BOOYAKASHA musicbank.net Groovy British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who once played in a band called Ugly Rumours and invited Oasis to tea, is planning to appoint a "Minister of Pop", according to the Telegraph. The minister will be responsible for ensuring that boy bands such as Westlife deploy the highest quality of pap in order to subdue our nation's hordes of adolescent females. In truth it's more likely that the lucky man or woman will be a youth minister, in charge of promoting education, charity and the arts to young people; it's suggested that an already established figure such as Alan McGee or Malcolm McClaren could fulfil those objectives. A source in the Labour Party is currently drawing up a list of buzzwords for the new Minister to use in Parliament, such as "Mad for It", "Sorted" and "We're larging it in the House.... of Commons!" comment on this article e-mail this to a friend start a discussion [about i-drive] writing index back to musicbank index Problems? Questions? Suggestions? Contact me: mail@tobyslater.com back to top back to home page

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