DIRTY WORD musicbank.net Bill Gates has been told to watch his language: by his daughter. While the US Courts are taking Microsoft to the cleaners, 3-year old Jennifer Katherine Gates gave her daddy orders to wash his mouth out with soap. It seems that the richest man in the world has always been somewhat miserly when it comes to vocabulary. Instead of politically-correct phraseology such as "Let's build innovative, fully-functioning software to attract a knowledgable customer and succeed in a freely competitive open market", Bill Gates preferred to bellow "Let's kill our enemies!" But no longer. "I can't even say stupid or kill anymore," sobbed Gates. "If she can't say it, I can't say it". Jennifer Katherine Gates should make a canny businesswoman. With Microsoft e-mails being cross-examined by legal experts on a regular basis, this new-found diplomacy could be a deciding factor in whether or not the company stays afloat. comment on this article e-mail this to a friend start a discussion [about i-drive] writing index back to musicbank index Problems? Questions? Suggestions? Contact me: mail@tobyslater.com back to top back to home page

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