YEAH BABY YEAH musicbank.net Remember CU-CMe? Well, peer-to-peer communications have taken a turn for the horny with the advent of FU-FMe, "the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet". Based on two hardware units (male or female genitalDrives) and accompanying software, FU-FMe "lets you sexually communicate with your remote partner and provide an absolutely realistic sensual experience of a real intercourse".... all via TCP/IP ! Office politics are bound to change as illicit liasons are delivered on UDP ports 9943, 9945 and 56768. The extensive site includes some hilarious FAQs: "Can I be a beta tester of FU-FMe?", " I am gay/lesbian. Is it possible for me to use FU-FMe with my same-sex partner?" " Is a condom really necessary when using genitalDrive M?" According to the site, FU-FMe will work with "any modem connected to a network at 14.4 kbps or better".... but imagine the frustration when Net congestion bottlenecks! Is it April the 1st already? comment on this article e-mail this to a friend start a discussion [about i-drive] writing index back to musicbank index Problems? Questions? Suggestions? Contact me: mail@tobyslater.com back to top back to home page

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