Attention Galactic Senators, Imperial Leaders and Sith Lords! The British Government is holding a Census on April 29 to find out more about its citizens. If enough people fill in "Jedi" as their religion on the Census form it will become a fully recognised and legal faith. Once 10,000 or more people have noted themselves as Jedis, the Church of England will surrender itself as the nation's official religion and Queen Elizabeth will give away all her worldly riches to establish a Corgi colony on the planet Alderaan.	Jedis so far:
Furthermore, if there are enough adherents to the Jedi Creed: Bell ringing and Sunday school classes led by Master Yoda, alongside his fundraising jumble sale for the Church Roof Appeal Cucumber sandwiches on the Rectory lawn with Archbishop Ackbar All Army, Navy and Air Force personnel henceforth to be known only as "The Force" London Transport to be run as a public/private partnership with the Dark Side Every Dec 25th (Wookie Life Day) loyal subjects await Queen Amidala's speech with baited breath. Princess Leia's drunken antics ruin the occasion.
Darth Maul of Basildon says: "The Alliance needs your help. Tell all your friends to go Jedi. And may the Force be with you!" your name   your email   friend's name friend's email