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Today's Hot Hits: as chosen by Hilary Rosen of the RIAA
"Believe"
Cher
"Everything I Do"
Bryan Adams
"Stranger On The Shore"
Acker Bilk
"Shake Your Bon-Bon"
Ricky Martin
"We Own The World"
RIAA For Acquisition
"Muskrat Love"
Captain and Tenille
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Incidental Music from Street Hawk
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Celebrity Choice: From Metallica drummer Skeet Ulrich
   "Get Out Of My Dreams" (And Into My Car)
      Billy Ocean

"This is the song that got me into making music", says Ulrich. "The slick, mid-paced groove; that panther-on-the-prowl bassline... Ocean's got it all."
 
Top 5 singles taken from the official Shillboard 100
"U Got It Bad"
Usher
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"Family Affair"
Mary J Blige
MCA/Universal Records
"How You Remind Me"
Nickelback
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"Hero"
Enrique Iglesias
Interscope/ Universal Records
"Turn Off The Light"
Nelly Furtado
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